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Cant Get There From Here
Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska,
but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You
can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you
can't actually drive there. There are no roads into Juneau.
Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant
Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a
resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided
that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a
treadmill.
The Patience of Job
Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience
afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a
two drink minimum to read this article.
Marines Dont Take Crap
We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture,
distribute, and sell them.
Military Wives
I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict
service-members face when balancing between what they feel are
infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their
president. I have never been one to get involved with
inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must
remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own
constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or
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